As most of you know the East Coast (where I reside) has been hammered over and over again with snow and ice. Before the snow has had a chance to even think about melting we are bombarded again with more! Now…I like snow..really, I do, especially considering we hardly ever get any WHEN WE WANT IT! (key words here) ok mother nature I think you’ve been overly generous by making up for what the few previous years have been lacking but seriously ENOUGH is as they say…ENOUGH! Now..this got me to thinking, perhaps, it isn’t mother nature at all and its some dastardly deed being implemented by some unknown evil villain from his secret hideout location. I have named said villain, “The Snowman” and unlike Dr. Horrible’s awetastically epic PhD in horribleness this villain must have a PhD Arctic Annoyance. Someone must stop him! So I have devised a plan. I shall build an Armored Combat Suit (nicknamed Destructo) to combat said evil villain! I will of course require donations from the local citizens as my piggy bank only holds so many pennies.  It shall be constructed with a diamond coated titanium exoskeleton armor with gold plated insulated anti-electromagnetic embedded central computing system including a fully integrated Heads Up Display in helmet and internal thermal temperature control system. It will also come equipped with deploy-able fully automatic shoulder mounted 50 caliber machine guns, fist mounted rocket launchers, thermal detonator projectiles, head mounted flamethrower, hand held plasma beam cannon, rocket boots, a jetpack, and a kickass sound system so I can jam out to rock music while fighting evildoers!

Enclosed is a sketch (Mind you this is HIGHLY CLASSIFIED information!)

It will take some time and money to forge and construct my super-weapon. Until then it looks like I’ll be driving this to and from work every day :(